I NEED A NAP!!!!


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I NEED A NAP!!!!  LOOK AT HOW I SPELLED MY NAMEI PUT AN “SU” IN FRONT OF THE NORMAL “SU”, ETC.

OLIVER THE CAT, NOT THE CAT IN THE ABOVE IMAGE, IS KEEPING ME AWAKE AT NIGHT. 

JUST BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT, I FEEL A BIG THUMP AT THE END OF MY BED AND SUDDENLY OLIVER IS ATTEMPTING TO SMOTHER ME.

HE LAYS OVER MY NOSE AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND MY NECK IN A DEATH GRIP…I HAVE TO WEDGE MY HAND IN BETWEEN MY NOSE AND HIS BODY TO GET AIR.

IT’S SO CUTE…HE LOVES ME, HE LOVES ME…HE’S TRYING TO KILL ME, HE’S TRYING TO KILL ME…

TODAY I GAVE IN AND OPENED UP MY SON’S OLD ROOM FOR HIM, OLIVER LOVES THIS ROOM. THERE’S A NICE COMFY BED IN THERE AND I HAVE COVERED THE TOP OF IT WITH OLD CUSHY WARM BLANKETS SO THAT HE CAN LEAVE ALL OF THE FUR THAT HE WANTS ALL OVER THE BED…HE CAN PLOT HIS EVIL DEEDS IN COMFORTABLE SURROUNDINGS…OH..BUT WAIT……HE’S NOW SLEEPING IN MY OFFICE CLOSET. HE’S IN THERE BECAUSE I WOULDN’T LET HIM LAY ON THE LAPTOP, LIKEWISE MY SLICED APPLE SNACK.

WHY DID I POST THE ABOVE IMAGE? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW BIG OLIVER’S HEAD FEELS WHEN IT’S MUSHED UP AGAINST MINE. 

I AM CONSIDERING WEARING MY TORNADO HELMET TO BED TONIGHT…IT’S ACTUALLY AN OLD RACE CAR HELMET, SO IT COVERS UP MY CHEEKS AND CHIN…DESPERATE TIMES, CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.

I’M ALSO GOING TO TAKE A FEW STRAWS TO BED TO STICK IN MY NOSE SO THAT I HAVE BREATHING TUBES.

THEN I’LL ASK MY HUSBAND IF THE STRAWS MAKE MY NOSE LOOK FAT.

 

 

 

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