THE WORLD ACCORDING TO A COW…


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I’M A LEADING COW AUTHORITY ON WORLD EVENTS.

IN MY LEARNED OPINION….ALL COWS SHOULD GET ALONG…EVEN IF YOU’RE A COW WITH SPOTS..OR A DIFFERENT SOUNDING MOO.

ALL COWS SHOULD BE FRIENDLY AND NON-VIOLENT…

ALL COWS SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.

ALL COWS SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME GRAZING, AND LESS TIME SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT OTHER COWS.

ALL COWS SHOULD STOP RIOTING AND SWEARING AT EACH OTHER.

ALL COWS SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC AND SPEND LESS TIME ON FACEBOOK AND TAKING “SELFIES”.

RULES TO LIVE BY…BY A COW.

17 thoughts on “THE WORLD ACCORDING TO A COW…

  1. I have to add this quote from Andy Rooney I saw on FB and copied… hope you don’t mind… it is cow related…
    “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
    I just love this…
    What with Mooooving posts and herding it here… I was at a loss so I had only one option and that you now have here..
    But then I must thank cows I do appreciate the taste of their humps…

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