EMERGENCY!!


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HI! I’M REPORTING FROM HIGH ATOP THE CLIMBING STICK IN DOWNTOWN SQUIRREL-OPOLIS.

WE HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING, BUT WE NEEDED TO REPORT AN URGENT SITUATION…WE HAVE WHAT APPEARS TO BE A RATHER LARGE CHIPMUNK BLOCKING THE MAIN ENTRANCE TO PEANUT LAND. ALL REPORTS INDICATE THAT HE’S ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND EXTREMELY HUNGRY. 

LOCAL AUTHORITIES URGE EVERY AVAILABLE SQUIRREL, SQUIRRELETTE AND PEOPLE WHO JUST FEEL SQUIRRELY ,TO IMMEDIATELY GATHER AT THE ENTRANCE OF PEANUT LAND. EVERYONE SHOULD LINK THEIR ARMS TOGETHER AND WHEN THE SIGNAL IS GIVEN, RACE TOWARD THE UNHINGED CHIPMUNK AND SHOVE THE CHIPMUNK ASIDE…OR TOSS IT HIGH INTO THE AIR AND THEN BOUNCE IT AROUND LIKE A BALLOON FROM MAMMAL TO MAMMAL EACH TIME IT TRIES TO LAND ON THE GROUND. 

THIS CONCLUDES OUR EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT…SO GET YOUR REAR END OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND RUN TO PEANUT LAND!!!!!

 

22 thoughts on “EMERGENCY!!”

    1. LOLOLOL!! I will now be calling this little creature Walter…the Squirrelkite part will only be used for formal occasion…because I get tongue tied trying to say it..

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