THE GANGS ALL…….where?


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“GET YOUR CELL PHONE OUT AND CALL THEM O.K.?  THEY’RE LOOKING EVERYWHERE EXCEPT AT US….I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET THEM WANDER OFF ON THEIR OWN…EVERY TIME THAT THEY DO, THEY CAN’T FIND US AND THEN WE WASTE ALL THIS TIME FLAPPING OUR WINGS AT THEM….YOU’D THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD NOTICE ME FLAPPING!  NEXT TIME WE’RE ALL GOING TO WEAR MATCHING PINK      T- SHIRTS…..”

 

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“WEREN’T WE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY??  YES, IT’S ME TALKING…THE ONE ON THE FAR LEFT…LOOKING AT THE CAMERA…WE WENT ON THAT FIRST BIG WIND RIDE AND THEN WE HAD A HOT DOG AND THEN WE HAD SOME COTTON CANDY AND THEN….I’M JUST SURE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.

LET’S SEE…HOW MANY OF US ARE THERE?   ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, …..ELEVEN, TWELVE…ELEVEN….FOURTEEN…DARN IT….LET ME START OVER….ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR…OH LOOK! THERE’S A KID WITH A HOT DOG STANDING NEXT TO THAT SEAGULL FLAPPING IT’S WINGS AT ME….….NOW WHERE WAS I?…FIFTEEN, SIXTEEN…OH! OH! IT’S BOB AND DORIS…WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH UP TO BOB AND DORIS!!!

 

I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY DON’T WEAR MATCHING T-SHIRTS SO THAT WE CAN FIND THEM MORE EASILY. I NEED TO BRING THIS UP AT OUR NEXT MEETING…..BUT FIRST I NEED ANOTHER HOT DOG!”

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16 thoughts on “THE GANGS ALL…….where?”

      1. So you could make a collage on your wall instead of using wallpaper. Or patent a new design for wallpaper! You’d never tire of looking at it, and if you ever got a spot on the wall, you could just say the seagulls did it.

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