
Once in a while, I’ll come across a resident of the woods who has unusual diet demands. This character is quite the persnickety diner. I’ll put out peanuts and sunflower seeds and of course, that’s just not good enough. I’m asked why I don’t have bananas available.
I might put out a fabulous selection of fruit, and berries…but noooooo, couldn’t the kitchen please whip up some peanut butter cookies?
Another thing that is a source of contention…corn. If I put out cornbread, they would prefer corn fritters. If I put out hard shelled corn, they go on strike…they want little corn chips.
I’m to the point that I don’t care if I lose a customer…I can no longer tolerate such interference with,and manipulation of, my menu.
From now on, it’s my way or the highway……TO ALL MY FURRY AND FEATHERED FRIENDS OUT THERE…STAY AWAY FROM THE HIGHWAY!! I DIDN’T MEAN AN ACTUAL HIGHWAY!!!
Oh no, now you done it!
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Do they still make that stuff that has peanut butter and jam together in a twist in the jar. You could try that. But, let’s face it, soon they will be asking you to chew for them too. It’s like having kids.
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Yes they do make that! Sigh…parenting never ends…
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Oh what a cute little critter!!!
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🙂 🙂
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Ok. So perhaps he(?) might be a tad over zealous. It reminds me of a picture book we have here in Australia called Diary of a Wombat. Look it up. I’m sure you will love it!
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I will!!
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They will be demanding an a la carte menu next… love the photo…
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Thanks Bulldog…Kind of reminds me of you! Tough guy!
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Just setting out a jar of peanut butter would be fine, I’m sure.
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Seriously considering it!
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What a beautiful animal
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Aren’t they beautiful!
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At least they still pose for you.
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Yes…but I may give them a little vacation.
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Cats and dogs have their masters well trained so you may as well submit. Now if you have jam you must have cream cheese. But if you have cream cheese you must…
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OH NO!! I’ve created a monster!!
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