I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE NINJA SNOW SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!


WHY IS THIS DEER RUNNING???

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BECAUSE HE SAW A DISTURBANCE IN THE SNOW THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL WHO BEHOLD IT….

IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!
IT IS A NINJA SNOW TUNNEL!

I HAD NO IDEA THAT THE NINJA SQUIRRELS WERE ACTIVE IN THE WINTER TIME! I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WITH ALL OF MY DEFENSES DOWN. AFTER I SAW THE DEER RUNNING AND REALIZED WHY, I GOT OUT MY COMBAT BINOCULARS AND BEGAN TO SCAN THE PERIMETER…WHAT I SAW SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE!!!

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THE ENEMY HAD BEEN USING IT’S UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND I HADN’T EVEN BEEN AWARE THAT THEY EXISTED!!!

GASP!!  ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME???

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AT TIMES I WOULD SEE NOTHING AND THEN SUDDENLY….THE SNOW WOULD START TO RISE UP AND A NINJA WOULD BURST FROM THE SNOW…
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BEHOLD THE BREACHING NINJA SQUIRREL…..THEIR BEHAVIOR IS SOMETHING AKIN TO THE BREACHING OF A WHALE AS IT REACHES THE SURFACE…THE IMPRESSIVE SITE CAN HYPNOTIZE A PERSON, SO YOU MUST LOOK AWAY QUICKLY AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU SEE ANY SIGN AT ALL OF AN IMPENDING BREACH.Cute squirrel in snow B

DO NOT LOOK BACK AS YOU RUN…BUT IF YOU DO…AND YOU SEE A NINJA SQUIRREL PRAYING, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE IS A SAINTLY NINJA SQUIRREL…HE IS JUST PRAYING FOR STRENGTH IN THE COMING BATTLE.

[caption id="attachment_5923" align="aligncenter" width="950"]Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob  Zannyro of all her chocolate. Dear Lord, grant me the strength of a thousand Hercules…that I might rob
Zannyro of all her chocolate.

I AM OFF TO GATHER MY TROOPS…MAX THE DOG AND OLIVER THE CAT WILL HAVE TO BE SNAPPED INTO THEIR BATTLE ARMOR…I MYSELF WILL BE ONCE AGAIN CRAWLING UNDER THE BED WITH A HEALTHY SUPPLY OF OLIVES, CAPERS, CHOCOLATE, PUDDING, CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, BACON, BANANAS, GRAPES, CHOCOLATE, RAISONS…BUT NOT TOO MANY RAISONS….AND CLUB SODA.

50 thoughts on “I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE NINJA SNOW SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!”

    1. I have no idea what it’s for…but you never know when you might need some…I must do more research….let’s see….”google…look up mole squirrel”…..

    1. You’re right about the hardiness too….it’s SOOOO cold and food must be scarce..I swept out a squirrel “highway” for them tonight, so that they can get from the trees to the birdseed and corn.

    1. Awwwww…So glad I made you laughed 🙂 Sorry to hear you’re still iced in….It’s so cold here and we got five more inches last night..so we’re kind of stuck too.

    1. THAT MUST BE WHY I FELL AND TWISTED MY ANKLE WHEN I WAS OUT IN THE BACKYARD….AN INVISIBLE NINJA SQUIRREL GRABBED ME BY THE ANKLE AND TWISTED IT!!!!!!!!!! THOSE DASTARDLY NINJA SQUIRRELS!!!

  1. What a funny set of pictures. It takes a lot of work for that fellow to get around. I wonder if he has to pop up to navigate. Or, can he do it blind?

  2. Max, Oliver ….to arms!! We must protect the chocolate! Leave no squirrel left unturned! Take no prisoners! A day may come when the courage of dog and cat fails, when we forsake Suzanne and the chocolate, but it is NOT THIS DAY! This day we FIGHT!!

    FREEEEEDOM!!

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