THE HAMBURGER WITH A NAME…


PLEASE MEET KEVIN....I DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.
PLEASE MEET KEVIN….I DON’T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.

YES….I…ATE…THIS…WHOLE…HAMBURGER…

YES…I…AM…ASHAMED…

IT…TASTED…REALLY…GOOD…

IT…SEEMS…TO…HAVE…SWALLOWED…MY…BELLYBUTTON….

(The hand belongs to our waitress…she was afraid of “Kevin”)

47 thoughts on “THE HAMBURGER WITH A NAME…

  1. I have a cousin called Kevin. He is also rather large. πŸ™‚ I can’t believe that you ate the whole burger! 😯 Did you eat the fries too? πŸ™‚

    1. LOLOLOL! Maybe it’s just the name Kevin! πŸ™‚
      No, no,no…I didn’t eat the fries…they had to get lonely and cold on the plate!

  2. That burger must surely photograph bigger than it was. The cheese is shrinking! That’s what I thought you were going to say something funny about. What’s with the cheese? That burger looks downright scary! chuckle…

    1. I nearly fell off of my chair! It’s a regular cheese slice…They just pound the burger so thin that it spreads WAYYYY out…ridiculous πŸ™‚

  3. All I can think of is, “how big the flipper has to be to be able to flip a burger like that?”. Oh, and then the question…”How many fry cooks does it take to flip Kevin for Suzanne?”

    1. LOL….it was so thin that you could take your fork and lift the bottom, fold it up to meet the top and then using the top and bottom of the bun..fold it together…but the flipper??…I wonder how they DO that???

    1. NOW THAT IS JUST NOT A GOOD IDEA!! “Kevin” really, really was paper thin…you flip the bottom up and then close the bun and off you go..”It’s so thin, it’s foldable”…that should be their new advertising slogan…

  4. Maybe the burger got stuck on the way down? Anyway, whatever the problem with the post was is now cured.
    I wouldn’t mind being able to steak a claim on that little morsel!

    1. The description said…”a thin angus burger patty….I thought “oh, well, a small burger, not
      too many calories”…everything ELSE on the menu sounded fattening…I almost fell off of my
      chair when she carried it out.

  5. Sheeeze Suzanne, I bow in admiration and agree with the Holy Crap, you actually finished that.?? I also read that it was paper thin… but I think you’re just saying that as we can’t see it from the photo…
    I love and am still laughing at the “Is this what American EAT ? ” I can’t help but crack up completely by the second statement “Eating this makes the people able to preach, human-light, peace blah blah ? ? ? Blime !” Oh this is just too good to be true…
    I am about to wet myself and need the toilet now badly… just made it in time… to be honest the tears are running down my cheeks like a proverbial river… I love this post… it is the most hilarious one I’ve seen since I started blogging… Blimey I got to get off this page…

    1. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! MY GOODNESS!! I never expected that this would have such an impact on you!!!
      πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ So glad that you enjoyed it so much πŸ™‚ YES IT WAS PAPER THIN…IT FOLDED RIGHT UP INTO A NEAT “LITTLE” BURGER…Truly though…”the most hilarious one”..:)

    1. LOL! Most people never see or eat anything like this…it was paper thin so it wasn’t as much beef as you think…a normal hamburger is probably 1/8 of this size..or less πŸ™‚

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