Posts tagged “chipmunk

ZIPPY PLAYS NICE…

ZIPPY MEETS A FRIEND….
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ZIPPY….

Don’t I look calm, serene, at peace??

DO NOT BE FOOLED!!   They call me zippy and I’m a speed demon…..zannyro won’t post anymore videos, which would prove my speed and agility, due to a bad experience with a prior video…but TRUST ME…..I don’t need no stinkin’ Starbucks!

 

ZIPPY
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NIBBLE……

Today is Thanksgiving here in the U.S.  This is the day where, hopefully, we all take the time to reflect on the many things that we have to be thankful and grateful for…..we prepare and share our favorite foods,  Turkey is most commonly the big star of the show..After enjoying too much of a good thing…we take the day to SLOW down and enjoy the warmth of being with loved ones, we take the time to enjoy family, friends, pets, favorite movies, football games on television, outdoor sports… like walking at a snails pace around the neighborhood.

 

To each and everyone of you, whether you celebrate this Holiday or not…I’m very thankful and grateful that you’re a part of my life….when I met all of you, my world got HUGE and my heart had to get bigger because I’ve been exposed to SO much kindness and generosity of the human spirit……

 

This is what I plan to eat today…..

 

I’M JUST EATING A TEENY-TINY BERRY…THAT’S IT…NO PUMPKIN PIE, NO STUFFING, NO CREAMY CORN, NO GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE, NO MASHED POTATOES, NO YUMMY CAKE WITH RASPBERRIES ON TOP DRIZZLED IN CHOCOLATE..NONE OF THAT,,NO SIR..NONE OF THAT….help me…
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THE ANIMALS GO ALL AUTUMN ON ME….

A NEW PLACE TO NAP..
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SOMEBODY GET ME A KNIFE! I THINK I SEE CHOCOLATE IN THERE!!
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STOP STARING AT ME….I’VE GOT TO PUT ON SOME FAT FOR WINTER DON’T I?
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SOME DAYS YOU’RE THE SQUIRREL..SOME DAYS YOU’RE THE CHIPMUNK…

CHIPMUNK…” HE’S NOT SO BIG…I’M NOT AFRAID OF HIM.”..
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OOOOOHH……O.K. I’M GOING TO JUMP NOW…WELL IN A MINUTE, I’LL JUMP…
O.K…NOW…..WELL, IN A MINUTE I’LL JUMP……1-2-3 JUMP…..O.K. HERE I GO….
1-2-3 JUMP…DANG…O.K., HERE I GO…..
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SQUIRREL…..” SHOOT…I JUST DROPPED MY PEANUT…BUT I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING….
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SQUIRREL…”I KNEW I HEARD SOMETHING……YOU’RE ON MY TURF SMALL FRY….SCRAM!”
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CHIPMUNK….” MAN, AM I HAVING A BAD DAY”
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ARE YOU THE SQUIRREL OR THE CHIPMUNK?
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CHIPMUNKS GONE WILD….

IT WAS JUST ANOTHER LOVELY DAY….UNTIL THE INCIDENT….

 

 

STOP STARING AT ME WHILE I’M EATING..
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ALL RIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!
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IS MY SCREAMING NOT FILLING YOU FULL OF FEAR??….
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IF I CATCH YOU, I’LL TURN YOU INTO CHIPMUNK JELLY.
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IF YOU JUMP OVER THE EDGE, I’M COMING RIGHT AFTER YOU!!….I MEAN IT!!
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SEE…I TOLD YOU I’D FOLLOW YOU OVER THE EDGE…I….EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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AND SO WE BEGIN OUR WEEKEND….PLAY SAFE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


BLUE JAY AND CHIPMUNK….

DON’T LEAVE ON MY ACCOUNT..
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LAZY SQUIRREL, GREEDY CHIPMUNK…

YES, I’M BEING LAZY…WATCHING THIS CHIPMUNK JUST WEARS ME OUT!
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YUMMMMMMMM….THIS COULD ONLY BE BETTER IF IT HAD CHOCOLATE ON IT!
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DON’T STARE AT MY CUTE LITTLE TONGUE…IT’S NOT POLITE!!
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I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF MY FAT LITTLE CHEEKS!!
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WHERE’S A GROCERY BAG WHEN YOU NEED ONE?
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PIPSQUEAK…THE CHIPMUNK…

HELLO, MY NAME IS PIPSQUEAK AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ZANNYRO THAT YOU NEVER SAW ME…I WASN’T HERE…IT WASN’T ME WHO CARRIED OFF A POUND OF PEANUTS TODAY…..REMEMBER WHAT I’VE TOLD YOU TO SAY..IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO “HAVE MY BACK”…WELL..I HAVE VERY SHARP LITTLE TEETH AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM….AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.                     all rights reserved.

HELLO, IT’S ME AGAIN…”PIPSQUEAK”…I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU..WELL..THIS IS SO HARD FOR ME..BUT..I THINK I LOVE YOU…WAIT A MINUTE…YOU DON’T HAVE A PEANUT FOR ME?…..WELL EXCUUUUSE ME…I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO DISAPPOINT ME AGAIN…THAT’S WHY I’VE GOT MY TEENY-TINY CELL PHONE…I’M TEXTING YOU THIS MINUTE..WE’RE OVER, FINISHED, DONE, FINITO. KAPUT….                                          all rights reserved.

PIPSQUEAK HERE AGAIN….I’VE DECIDED TO FORGIVE YOU…I’M SO HAPPY………LET’S GO DANCING!!!
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!! BOOM-CHAKKA-LAKKA-LAKKA…BOOM-CHAKKA-LAKKA-LAKKA…( I stole some of zannyro’s chocolate…I’m SO wired ! )
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ONCE UPON A TIME…

 

SO HERE’S THE PLAN…
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WE FIND SOME DOPEY RACCOON TO HELP US STEAL THE PEANUTS…
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( This guy looks dopey to me)
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WE SEND HIM IN TO DO ALL OF THE WORK
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DOOT-DOOT-DOOT-DOOT-DO……
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SCRAP THE PLAN! SCRAP THE PLAN!!!   HERE COME HIS BROTHERS
AND THEY LOOK MAD!!!
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MAKING A FOOL OUT OUR LITTLE BROTHER???? THAT AIN’T HAPPENING..
TIME FOR SOME “RACCOON JUSTICE”
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SO THERE YOU GO KIDDIES….THERE’S YOUR BEDTIME STORY!  SWEET DREAMS!


THE ART OF PEANUT EATING….

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FIRST YOU SMELL THE PEANUT….EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU SMELL THE PEANUT TO SEE IF IT’S RIPE….

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SECOND STEP..YOU SAMPLE JUST A SMALL TASTE….THAT’S NOT A “SMALL TASTE” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT??????    I THOUGHT WE WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE OLYMPICS….THIS IS MY OLYMPIC SPORT….WHAT DO I CARE ABOUT HOW TO

EAT A PEANUT?…..YOU JUST STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE AND WHAT HAPPENS, HAPPENS.


HE’S BACK AT IT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

After the last episode of chipmunk madness, I figured he would retire…

I was wrong.

I CAN’T LOOK !!!!!!!!!!
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GO TO YOUR ROOM JUNIOR, YOU’VE BEEN A BAD BOY!
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DETERMINATION

I’ve discovered lately, much to my surprise, that I am a lot more

determined when it comes to accomplishing goals than I have ever

been. Watching this crazy little chipmunk face down a much larger

squirrel, I marveled at it’s courage and determination. There were

several false starts and attempts to get at the peanuts…but the

squirrel was blocking the way…finally, the chipmunk just went for it.

One GIANT leap, and it landed right in front of the squirrel!

Don’t worry, it wasn’t hurt, the squirrel was just trying to scare it off.

Within a few seconds, the chipmunk was back and got the peanut it

needed.  How do you approach obstacles in your life? Have you got

that “never say die” attitude, or can the peanut wait for another day?

These are MY peanuts!!
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

In case you were wondering…I didn’t speed this up…this is how fast they

actually move…

 


ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

o.k., two things….first image, now we know why there were peanuts stored under the hood of my husband’s car….

when he went to pick it up after it had been repaired…(he backed the pick-up truck into his two week old corvette..)

The woman at the repair shop brought him a picture she had taken…seem’s the entire garage came to

look at the pile of peanuts under the hood, and she had the picture to prove it…needless to say…I got a phone call.

This little creature was responsible…sure,,,blame it on the wife.

In the second image…is there anybody out there who can explain to me what this means?….is it the universal sign for…?

Your thoughts please. (And just to be clear, I didn’t tape those coat-hangers to the telephone pole.)

IS THIS A SECRET SIGN TO GUIDE ALIENS TO THEIR WEEKLY MEETING?


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