Flying

FEATHERS….I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT A PILLOW.

I’ve been watching my fine feathered friends again….they never cease to amaze me..

One thing I think we humans ought to be able to do is fly…under our own power..

Just imagine,,,no gasoline to buy, but then of course our food budget would go up,

all that flying would make us hungry…We’d be burning about 3000 calories

an hour.

Then of course there’d be no insurance to buy..well we might need SOME…

I mean there are collisions to consider…and speed limits to set …and we’d need air traffic

Officers?…… oh this is getting over-whelming!

On the “up-side” we could buy nifty flying outfits,,decorated with little feathers

and even feather covered helmets to protect our heads..ooooohhh, maybe

with some glitter and rhinestones..OH !,,,where was I? Oh Yes,,,
We could zip around to our hearts content…lots of “me” time…of course taking the

kids to school could be a problem..there’s only room for one passenger..

and how about teaching our kids to fly…would we have to find a ledge and push

them off ???? Just kidding….

And then there’s the nightmare of those who drink and “fly”….

And what about people who like music when they’re traveling, could we allow

them to sing? It would be like second hand cigarette smoke,,if they sound awful and

make us want to throw up, will there be a law for that?

And what if you’re flying RIGHT beside your husband and you say

“we’re lost” and he says, “no we’re not”…who can get the map out???

Our arms would be busy flapping…and there wouldn’t even be a gas station

to stop at….Sigh….Oh, well,,back to square one.

LEAN TO THE RIGHT! LEAN TO THE RIGHT!! OBVIOUSLY YOU’RE
NOT READY TO FLY ON YOUR OWN YET