Candy

SHIELD YOU EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..

I am warning you now…the image you are about to see, may shock you….

I am posting this for Lorna…. http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/..;..I

have already fond a long lost sister,,heehee, through my blogging, and I

suspect Lorna may be another one…(Check out her blog on the Kentucky Derby)…

To prove that there may be a genetic connection, although in my case,,it’s

GENETICS GONE WILD…..I am posting this image of myself.

I am the one in the “sparkly” outfit.

We used to give a HUGE halloween party and I would sit in my giant “spangly”

pumpkin. I would have a gift for all, one year someone received a mannequin leg.

(Try sweating it out in an airline terminal, waiting to see if security comes looking for you).

I had to bring it back all the way from Florida, now didn’t I?

When given my shouted command…all of my guests/prisoners would have to quickly put

on their provided masks…I didn’t want to put anybody’s eye out when I hurled fistfuls of

candy at them.

So without further ado……

OH YES I DID!!
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May 8, 2012 | Categories: Blogger friends, Candy, Comedy, Halloween, Humor, Laughter | Tags: Comedy, HALLOWEEN, humor, party | 30 Comments »

SOUND THE TRUMPETS!!! STRIKE UP THE BAND !!! OH! YOU ALL WENT TO BED..I DON’T BLAME YOU.

Well,,,only three hours and fifteen hours late……….here is the video we were all
going to watch together..I realize from many comments, that a lot of you WERE actually
gathered around your monitors at the same time…so….I guess you were all united at
that moment…by the bond of confusion and frustration……..hope the chocolates were
good and for those of you substituting wine for chocolate..you probably didn’t mind
the mix up HALF as much as the rest of us.

Thanks for being such good sports!

(IT HELPS IF YOU TAKE THIS FULL SCREEN}

May 2, 2012 | Categories: Animals, Bald headed Squirrel, Birds, Bluejay, Candy, chocolate, Humor, Monkey, Squirrel, Squirrel-O-Mentary, Videos | Tags: Animals, bald headed squirrel, funny, loony, monkey, off the wall, ridiculous, silly, squirrel | 44 Comments »

SQUIRREL-O-MENTARY “FLASH MOB”, SORT OF….INSTRUCTIONS

ARE YOU READY!!!?????? POPCORN READY?????

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH CHOCOLATE?????

I RECOMMEND AT LEAST TEN POUNDS, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THAT, YOU'RE
AN AMATEUR !!!

HERE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS…..

Because we have such a HUGE population involved in this, and so many different time zones involved…
we will have to be creative…..

TOMORROW….at 7 p.m…MY TIME….I will post the video..I’m on Eastern time here in the U.S.

Those of you who can arrange to be watching….BE READY!!

Those of you who will be in the “land of dreams”,, view it as soon as you can….

It would be fantastic if you could post a picture of yourselves..or in the interest of privacy…
post a picture of your comfy chair…your fabulous snacks and goodies,,and maybe even your monitor
with the video on the screen… If you are able to do this…send me a link back to your post and
I will guide all of our world-wide friends to view your post and admire your ingenuity!
For those of you brave enough to post a picture of yourself or your pets, black-tie is suggested.
Ladies…..I WANT TO SEE “BLING”..or in other words…Tiaras, Diamond Bracelets, or your
favorite slippers propped up in front of your monitor…

BE CREATIVE!! SHOW THE WORLD THAT I HAVE THE BEST, MOST FABULOUS FOLLOWERS IN THE WORLD..

I WILL JUDGE ALL ENTREES…A WINNER FOR THE MOST IMPRESSIVE POST WILL BE AWARDED A SIGNED AND
AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF BALDY. THERE MAY EVEN BE A SURPRISE GIFT INCLUDED..

SO……..GET GOING, GET READY, GET …CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

April 30, 2012 | Categories: Bald headed Squirrel, Candy, chocolate, Squirrel-O-Mentary, Videos | 22 Comments »

THE THRONE IS PREPARED…THE HAT(s) ARE IN PLACE..

Are you anywhere near Candy?, or a comfy chair???? Presenting….THE THRONE!
All is ready and we are waiting, waiting so see the little squirrel show up…..
You can see that one little squirrel already stopped by, but he just wanted to
speak to me about a personal matter.

We have suspended each hat, so that If and when “Baldy” sits down to eat a peanut
we can “crown” him with the hat then and there….I wonder which hat he’ll like the
best? I cannot say that I have a personal favorite..but I did take one to Florida
with me when I was taking my little break….I won’t say which one…If you feel
like letting me know which one you like the best, I’m sure Nia and myself would
love to hear your comments…

This post is dedicated to my buddy who had surgery today! You’ll be up and
about in no time…but hopefully, if it won’t cause you any pain, you’ll get
a laugh out of this!

Could we talk? I'm having some anxiety.
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HAT NUMBER ONE
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HAT NUMBER TWO
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HAT NUMBER THREE
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April 3, 2012 | Categories: Animals, Bald headed Squirrel, Candy, Humor, Nature, Satire, Squirrel, Wildlife | Tags: Animals, Bald squirrel, funny, hat, humor, silly, squirrel, Squirrels, throne, wildlife | 65 Comments »

THE SQUIRREL-O-MENTARY,,,BROUGHT TO YOU BY www. I’M CRAZY.

ARE YOU READY !!?????!!!!!!

HERE WE GO !!!!!!

ARE YOU IN YOUR CHAIR???

DO YOU HAVE YOUR SNACKS???

Then let’s do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the beginning of our squirrel-o-mentary….

For the most part, today the images can speak for themselves. I decided that I needed an able assistant,
so I ran an advertisement. For some reason I only had
one person respond, and might I add, they were not
totally enthusiastic about my ideas.

In the end I prevailed. My reasoning was sound…people
ALL OVER THE WORLD
were counting on me to deliver an earth shattering, globally
significant reporting of the “crowning of the little bald headed
squirrel”. My new assistant was reduced to tears with the
enormity of the responsibility and as you can see in the images, was joyous throughout the entire attempt to secure the squirrel.

An entire evening had been devoted to fashioning the
appropriate “peanut” attire….this ensemble was felt, in
my best judgement, to be our best bet at attracting the squirrel. In a previous post I allulded to my brother-in-law’s
lack of faith in my sanity…we shall ignore him and his
ignorant opinions. I must say, the outfit smelled Dee-licious!

Saturday, we were so excited that we, make that,I, stuffed myself
with Chocolate…my sister, another assistant who was
there simply to laugh until she almost fell over, never
touched one piece of chocolate. I feel certain that medical
intervention is required for her, because that is not normal
behaviour…”Peanut Butter”, my able assistant, also did not
partake of the chocolate…so I finished the bag and we were
ready to go where no man, (or woman) has gone before…
Into “The Kingdom of Zannyro Crazy”.

You will see in the following images that “Peanut Butter”, as
she is now called by her boyfriend, gave it her best shot..
but “Baldy” remained in hiding……….we will not give up, we
will not give in….Victory is ours………….so with more
chocolate under my belt and padding my derriere….we WILL try again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now remember,,,turn off your cellphones, no loud talking, no sticking gum
under your seat…NOW PLEASE ENJOY THE SHOW!