RANDOM….

O.K….so you know I’ve been pre-occupied with Mother Nature lately…

enough about that…..I have just a few random thoughts that I want to put

out into the universe….I’M IN LOVE!!!   I HAVE FOUND THE BOAT OF MY DREAMS!!

I told you that I love to collect shark’s teeth and that I have acquired over

21,000 at this  point….AND I’M NOT DONE YET!!

The people on the beach have not yet experienced enough shock and awe…

each trip to the beach provides me with fresh victims….poor unsuspecting

individuals who are doing nothing wrong, minding their own business.

Little do they know that their day is about to turn….WEIRD….

When they meet me on the beach, they have become one of the rare and

special people of this world…who met the WACKY LOOKING BEACH LADY…

and lived to tell about it….

I must explain…I suppose….I am protective of my pasty, white skin…

I am a sight to behold when I set out for a few hours of shark tooth hunting…

I wear a long-sleeved shirt designed for fisherman who spend long hours out

fishing in the waters of the Florida Keys….I wear a GIGANTIC hat to protect

my head and face, elbows and knees…(I said, it was a big hat)…

I wear lovely little beach knickers that come all the way down to the

middle of my calf….and I have suntan lotion on under all of that.

Now this hat is a wonder…..it likes to collect the hair on top of my head

and weave it into its straw fibers while I’m busily scooping for shark’s teeth.

The hat’s motive is to gather as much hair as it can, so that when I take the

hat off….it rips out lots of lovely hair off the top of my head….

It’s hot searching for shark’s teeth…at least it is for me….those

people in shorts and bathing suits always seem to look so cool

and refreshed….because of all of my attire, and the exertion of the hunt

and the hat that always finds a way to hang upside down under my chin

when a breeze blows…my face is usually beet red, my face is all sweaty,

my glasses are fogged up and smeared with protective suntan lotion

and I have tons of ripped off hairs stuck to the lotion on my face…

Now you know why people’s lives are changed forever when they

meet me on the beach….they’ve never seen anyone who looks

like this before….I’ve even been asked to pose for a picture with a nice

visiting Russian family…and a little boy who wanted to help me

look for teeth….I think his grandmother was really going to sell

this photo to a magazine with the caption…”Freaks on the Beach”.

Now just remember….you know me by now….you know this is exactly

the sort of thing I would wear..and the sort of thing I would do….well..it’s

all true…Russian family and everything…and to put the icing on the cake…

it was Halloween day.

However, how did I get so far off topic…..as I said, I have found the boat

of my dreams…..here it is….

I AM GOING TO TRACK DOWN THE OWNER AND BUY THIS BOAT!!
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July 3, 2012 | Categories: Boat, Humor, Shark boat, Shark teeth | Tags: boats, humor, shark boat, shark tooth hunting, Sharks teeth | 26 Comments »