GIRL ON FIRE….
MAYBE I’LL POST AN IMAGE LATER..BUT RIGHT NOW SOME OF MY SILLINESS HAS TAKEN OVER…IT COULD BE THE CHOCOLATE I JUST ATE!!
THE SCARY THING IS THAT I’M JUST RACING AROUND SCARING THE DOG AND LOOKING FOR MICE…WHO NEEDS A KITTEN??? I COULD CATCH ALL OF THE MICE SINGLE HANDEDLY…..
SO FAR THIS MORNING I’VE DRIED A LOAD OF TEN SOCKS FOR ONE HOUR…TOO LONG?? I’M SO WIRED I’M NOT A GOOD JUDGE OF IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE THIS AT THE MOMENT….BACK TO THE MICE…..I’LL BET IF I SAT BY THE BASEMENT DOOR AND WAS VERY, VERY QUIET I COULD SURPRISE THE LITTLE ONE ON ROLLER SKATES AND JUMP ON IT AND WRESTLE IT TO THE GROUND AND THEN THROW IT OUT THE DOOR !!!!
I WAS JUST TALKING TO ANOTHER BLOGGER, NOT TEN MINUTES AGO AND THE PINK TUTU CAME UP….I THINK I’LL GO PUT IT ON MY HEAD AND USE IT AS MY MOUSE HUNTING HEADGEAR….I COULD STORE CHEESE IN IT AND MAYBE SOME PEANUT BUTTER…YOU KNOW TO HAVE AT HAND, SO THAT I COULD USE IT TO LURE THE MICE IN…..I COULD ALSO PUT SOME CRACKERS UP IN THE TUTU AND MAYBE A SMALL BOTTLE OF WINE AND I COULD HAVE A PICNIC WHILE I WAITED FOR THE MICE…..
SHHHHHHHHHHH…EVERYBODY BE QUIET….I HEAR SOMETHING……I HEAR TINY LITTLE FOOTSTEPS…..
I’M GOING TO LAY FLAT ON THE FLOOR AND SLIDE MYSELF OVER TO THE FIREPLACE…I THINK I SEE SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE…
SOMEBODY SET THE TIMER ON THE DRYER FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
I am virtually sending you a sparkly pink backpack — lots of handy pockets for storing peanuts, peanut butter and other mouse-hunting supplies. I think it would go well with the tutu. Since the tutu doesn’t have any pockets, I think the backpack would help and it won’t get in your way.
March 16, 2013 at 11:59 am
THANK YOU!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
I just received it and it’s AWESOME!! I have already put my guide for identifying mice in there, along with a juice box and some little hershey candy coated eggs! I know you’re wondering and yes….I LOOK SIMPLY SMASHING!!
March 16, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Are you sure it was only chocolate you had?!?! LMAO!!
March 14, 2013 at 1:38 am
LOLOLOL! Well, my toast tasted kinda funny this morning..
March 14, 2013 at 1:40 am
Just one thing! Tie the tutu to your head VERY securely! They could be Ninja mice who would steal your tutu after you’ve passed out from the wine (sorry! I mean fallen asleep from the intense concentration!) Oh, you know I love ya! X
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March 13, 2013 at 8:51 pm
HA!!!!!!!! I still have it on and I’m tying it tighter…I’m switching to white wine( I mean concentrating harder) and I think that you’re right…the mice may try to steal the tutu……darn Ninja mice.
March 13, 2013 at 9:05 pm
Be careful! There is a warning out from the State Department about an infiltration of mice trained by Al-Qaeda – a descendant of Al Capone? Anyway, it is recommended that standard weaponry of pink tutus be upgraded to red threethrees.
March 13, 2013 at 7:48 pm
Oh my my!!
March 13, 2013 at 8:31 pm
Oh dear Suzanne, this is like a detective story, do you need help, me and my cat we would be so glad to serve you
March 13, 2013 at 5:00 pm
LOLOLOL! That would be wonderful !!
March 13, 2013 at 5:31 pm
Bwahahaha…….Reading your post reminded me of the words of that old song.
They’re coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha!
March 13, 2013 at 4:23 pm
Bwahahaha! Absolutely appropriate!
March 13, 2013 at 4:47 pm
Watch out for those men in white coats, when you’re wearing your pink tutu.
March 13, 2013 at 5:39 pm
We’d look great together though would’t we??
March 13, 2013 at 5:43 pm
Now you’ve reminded me of another song. “White shoes and pink shoe laces, and a big Panama with a purple hatband. I think I’m as mad as you are. Well almost.
March 13, 2013 at 6:08 pm
Well now you’ve just gone totally around the bend!! LOLOLOL!
March 14, 2013 at 1:29 am
Ummmm, can you tell me where you get your chocolate? It sounds very “special”.
March 13, 2013 at 4:17 pm
HAhahahahahahahaha! It was a belated birthday gift….I need to look into that….I just finished walking the driveway, taking out trash, checking mousetraps for the third time, loading the dishwasher, watching for the UPS man, dancing with the dog and well, I forget…..either my tutu’s on too tight, or that chocolate WAS special!….oooooo…I hear a mouse……..he’s unwrapping a piece of chocolate!
March 13, 2013 at 4:50 pm
Hehe! Good luck
March 13, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Thank you! Had to eat some of the cheese already
March 13, 2013 at 3:58 pm
Why don’t you import a few elephants to tip toe around and frighten the beginkers out of the little critters .. oh no I forgot you said you put your tutu on your head… that aught to do it…
March 13, 2013 at 2:42 pm
I’VE ALREADY CAUGHT TEN!! ( not really, but I am hanging around at the top of the stairs, hehehe)
March 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm
Careful putting that stuff in your tutu. You could end up with bats in your belfry.
March 13, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Oh they’re already in there, for sure!
March 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm
LOL Well, in that case, I have them too.
March 13, 2013 at 4:02 pm
March 13, 2013 at 4:03 pm
Chocolate makes you smart, girlfriend. I suggest you take a glass of red wine and eat some nuts … and you will be super smart very quickly and you can over maneuver the mice. Go easy on the little thing .. they are adorable but not inside a house. Good luck hunting.
March 13, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Thank you! Even though it’s 10:40 a.m., I’ll go get that red wine right now!!
March 13, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Don’t forget the nuts .. *smile
March 13, 2013 at 2:45 pm
I’m on it!!!!
March 13, 2013 at 2:46 pm