I NEED MY DREAMS TRANSLATED…..
It happened again….another crazy dream…..someone out there please tell me what it means when you dream that you are hiding from a cow….
It all started out so normal…in the dream, I was in the front yard, pruning a tree….something I NEVER do…..I can’t even trim or file my nails and have them come out looking somewhat even..It was late in the day and dark…and then it was early afternoon and sunny…o.k., someone explain that to me….and there I was with my handy little chain saw…buzz buzzing away at nothing in particular…and from WAY, WAY off in the distance, I heard the drumming of heavy hooves.
You guessed it… the hooves belonged to a cow..
HERE I COME WITH MY “DRUMMING” BIG FAT FEET.
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It finally dawned on me that the cow intended to kick my bottom into the next county….so I began to run…..I wanted to hide from the cow but not finding a good spot to hide, I ran down our road, which, in the dream, had become snowy….I escaped from the cow, but I had dropped all of my credit cards into the street???….So I’m picking them out of the snow, all of the time worrying that the cow would return with a gang to hunt me down…
THE GANG..
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Imagine my shock when the credit cards turned into candy bars and flew away…..Doctor what does this mean??? As I turned to look at the candy bars floating upward, I saw a band of monkeys coming through the snow, pulling sleighs…each sleigh had five squirrels in it and two raccoons…
I’m not sure about the squirrels but I think they were singing ” row, row, row your boat”. The raccoons not wearing anything special, except for motorcycle helmets and they were picking their teeth…their teeth, not the squirrels teeth. The monkeys were really cute, they had little boots on which happened to be zebra striped and they were shouting ” MOO! ” at the top of their lungs….following closely behind them came my horse friends and they looked FABULOUS! The horses were wearing sombreros and pink tutus…Oh yes…they were also wearing ice skates. I know you’re beside yourselves wondering…..the squirrels were wearing little ski outfits with cool sunglasses.
As this band of misfits came closer to me, they saw me standing in the road … for some reason the sight of me threw them into fits of laughter…The monkeys stopped pulling the squirrels in the sleighs and began to roll around on the ground until they were covered with snow. They looked like frosted animal crackers and I started getting hungry.
The squirrels stopped singing and laughing and with lightning fast speed they jumped on the Monkeys and stole their chocolate….OH! Did I forget to mention that the Monkeys were also wearing pants made of chocolate? Well..that infuriated the Monkeys…of course!…..they now had no chocolate pants and it was cold outside…so they chased after the Squirrels who had raced back to the horses.
The squirrels had latched onto the horses manes with their tiny furry paws and then hidden the chocolate under the horses sombreros…..Well, the monkeys attacked!…They grabbed onto the tiny feet of the squirrels and were trying to crawl up and over the squirrels to get to the chocolate hidden under the sombreros. Now horses don’t like ANYONE to mess with their hats…whether it be a sombrero or a nice baseball cap…so they did what any horse would do….they put their heads down and shook them REALLY HARD…..Monkeys went flying, taking the squirrels with them…luckily for them they were thrown into the bushes just beside me, so it made for a soft landing…..as we looked into each others eyes, we became united in spirit…probably because we were all mad that the horses were eating all of the chocolate…and then we heard it…THE DRUMMING OF HOOVES!! And then it was every man for him or herself!!!!
Was it the cow returning????? I’ll never know,,BECAUSE I WOKE UP!! I woke up covered in chocolate, wearing a tutu and a sombrero.
Will someone please explain this dream to me?
Running and hiding from cows is simply the need to stand out. It is very difficult to look inconspicuous wilst doing those two activities. Either that or you are in serious need of a milk bath.
October 8, 2012 at 10:26 pm
I vote for the milk bath…chocolate milk~
October 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm
I’m laughing my butt off here! Hahahahahha! I think you may be watching too many commercials on late night TV.
October 7, 2012 at 11:41 pm
IS THAT WHAT’S CAUSING IT?????!!!!!
And don’t laugh your butt off, you might need it later.
October 7, 2012 at 11:47 pm
A clear case of lactose intolerance. You need to switch to wine with your chocolate and all should be fine. (I am not a professional, just a wine drinker who is lactose intolerant.)
October 7, 2012 at 2:51 am
LOL!! Ahhh…advice from an expert!
October 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Herr Dokter Breindeschcreiber vill helpen. Vot you haff zere ist der halluzination vot ist brought on by der chjokolate. From der cows vun can tell it vast Dairy Milk chjokolate. Dat ist vy you are cowardly mit cows.
October 6, 2012 at 8:08 pm
HEAVENS!!
October 6, 2012 at 8:34 pm
Jawohl, der chjokolate ist heavenly, but …
October 7, 2012 at 11:02 am
I think it means you should lay off the recreational drugs (just kidding)!
October 6, 2012 at 6:29 pm
LOL! Or just chocolate..my drug of choice.
October 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm
When you see a herd of cows in your dreams, it means you feel the need to belong. To what? You’ve got to figure that one out. Since you were hiding, I’d guess that maybe someone invited you to join a group and you are ambivalent about doing it? Or maybe someone is going to ask you…perhaps you are psychic and don’t know it yet!
October 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Ha! Now that’s an interesting translation….I am an ambivalent sort of person.
October 6, 2012 at 3:49 pm
You need a glass of milk…!!!! Gosh Suzanne, could you not get that message??? it’s so simple… you’re thirsty and need a glass of milk…
As for the waking covered in chocolate, wearing a tutu and a sombrero, does your husband not know something about this..??? should you be sharing this information..???
Dream on Dear it certainly beats anything I ever dream about…
October 6, 2012 at 4:51 am
Lololololololololololol! Milk….now why didn’t I think of that…Oooooooooohhh..CHOCOLATE milk!!
October 6, 2012 at 5:21 am
I am having rather wild dreams myself but not as funny as this one!
October 6, 2012 at 12:30 am
Write them down! Write them down! Then we can all interpret them for you
October 6, 2012 at 2:44 am
And I thought I had strange dreams!
October 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm
LOL!!
October 6, 2012 at 2:36 am
Irony?…we all smile and laugh at your cute photos of adorable wildlife and their cute custom made hats; now they are laughing….at,well, you. I have no explanation of the cows other than they are jealous…cuz you favor the horses. Oh, and do you eat chocolate whilst you blog?
There you have it; my officially – unofficial dream analysis.
October 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm
You need to start your own dream analysis practice…..I was eating chocolate while I blogged. LOL!
October 6, 2012 at 2:37 am
Lol! Well then I won’t be unemployed! Tadah!
October 6, 2012 at 4:19 am
October 6, 2012 at 4:27 am
This doesn’t sound like a dream at all. It sounds like your normal self telling us more stories about your daily life.
October 5, 2012 at 10:05 pm
LOL! I REALLY did dream about hiding from a cow….the other parts, wellll, yes, that was my daily life…LOL!
October 6, 2012 at 2:39 am
It might be an indication that you are going to become a vegetarian – LOL! Yogurt is good. Ooops! That comes from cows, right?
October 5, 2012 at 9:41 pm
I have considered becoming a vegetarian several times…maybe that’s it…I’m getting too attached to all animals…
October 6, 2012 at 2:45 am
I don’t know about it being a dream either but, I can tell you I will be having some cow, monkey, squirrel, horse etc. nightmares tonight. The seed is planted.
October 5, 2012 at 8:58 pm
HA!!! Sorry about that!
October 5, 2012 at 9:32 pm
I do not know if you call that a dream or a nightmare. I call mine a nightmare – I was living in a cage with the rest of us human beings while the animals had the run of the place. Maybe need to eat less meat, especially past 7 pm at night – who knows! Happy Friday!
October 5, 2012 at 8:18 pm
LOL!! Happy Friday
October 5, 2012 at 8:48 pm