THE NINJA SQUIRREL…
Alright…now I’m just offended….
I thought feeding the squirrels was a harmless pastime…after all…they’re so sweet,
so cuddly looking, so timid.
I was reading a book today, and heard a HUGE thud against the door right in front of me.
I couldn’t imagine what had hit the door that hard…enter….NINJA SQUIRREL.
This crazy squirrel had hurled himself, yes, I said “HURLED” himself against the door and
was standing looking in at me!!!!
Long story short….he was out of peanuts and he wanted an explanation. I would have given him one,
but I was too busy hiding behind a chair. Did you get a look at those feet????
No way was I going to politely open the door and explain that I regretfully had not been aware
of the peanut shortage….I could see in his eyes that all he wanted to do was get a fistful of my
hair and do a little ninja style justice on my face.
I’m sleeping with one eye open tonight..we actually had a squirrel come down the chimney once,
looking for food….I’m taking no chances…I’m leaving a jar of peanut butter beside the bed.
I don’t know why…but it’s going to be there just in case.