THE NINJA SQUIRREL…
Ninja feet.
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Alright…now I’m just offended….
I thought feeding the squirrels was a harmless pastime…after all…they’re so sweet,
so cuddly looking, so timid.
WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was reading a book today, and heard a HUGE thud against the door right in front of me.
I couldn’t imagine what had hit the door that hard…enter….NINJA SQUIRREL.
This crazy squirrel had hurled himself, yes, I said “HURLED” himself against the door and
was standing looking in at me!!!!
Long story short….he was out of peanuts and he wanted an explanation. I would have given him one,
but I was too busy hiding behind a chair. Did you get a look at those feet????
No way was I going to politely open the door and explain that I regretfully had not been aware
of the peanut shortage….I could see in his eyes that all he wanted to do was get a fistful of my
hair and do a little ninja style justice on my face.
I’m sleeping with one eye open tonight..we actually had a squirrel come down the chimney once,
looking for food….I’m taking no chances…I’m leaving a jar of peanut butter beside the bed.
I don’t know why…but it’s going to be there just in case.
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Oh goodness, they’ve called in the heavies! Been good knowing you …
June 8, 2012 at 7:29 pm
hahahahaahahahahahahaha! Boo-hoo-hoo,,it was good knowing you also
boo-hoo-hoo
June 8, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Oh my goodness, Suzanne. Those squirrels are so naughty. Maybe you should show them what happens to naughty hamsters, just to give them a fright.
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June 8, 2012 at 8:33 am
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June 8, 2012 at 10:31 pm
Well, the more food that you give them, the bigger and heavier they are going to be. They’ll breed better too, so beware of ninja baby invasions – along with attentive and protective parents, of course! Have you made your will?
June 6, 2012 at 11:33 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHA!!!
Oh dear!!!!!! What have I done!!!!!
Aaaacckkkk….I need to update my will TODAY!!!!
June 7, 2012 at 11:19 am
Hahaha. Good question.
June 8, 2012 at 8:34 am
DO NOT MESS with this guy – ha!
June 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Look at that kick-boxing muscle!!!
I’m also glad that you like the book
Thank you!!
June 6, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Hilarious!
June 6, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Heeheehee!
June 6, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Personally I would quickly open the window, chuck the peanut butter out like it’s some kind of hand grenade and then immediately slam the window shut again. I wouldn’t be enticing him close to my bed while I sleep, he looks dangerous!
June 6, 2012 at 5:21 pm
I like the hand grenade idea
I’ve been told by several fellow bloggers that that might not have been the best idea 
June 6, 2012 at 6:36 pm
He really looks like a NINJA…hilarious! xoxo your little Sis
June 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm
He has that whole ninja attitude going on!
Friday…sharksteeth go in the mail.
June 6, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Oh that is so exciting! I will be sitting at my mailbox with loads of chocolate till it’ll arrive
June 6, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Stay alert, my friend
June 6, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Well … this seems to fit your story.
June 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm
OH MY GOSH!!! That’s the same squirrel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 6, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Unbelievable. Then again, it’s your eye is trained to note the details.
June 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Maybe put the peanut butter somewhere other than next to your bed?
Just sayin…
June 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Hmmmmmmm…you could be right……I should pile up a bunch of peanuts at the end of the driveway…far, far from the house….
June 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm
May be you will have to show them ‘who is the boss!……oh! sorry they already know
June 6, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Hahahahahahaaha! Yes, they have it all figured out!!
June 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I did not know they could get so aggressive!
June 6, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Oh trust me they do get aggressive! They can be REALLY mean to each other !
June 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm
That squirrel actually looks like he has Arnold Schwarzenegger muscles and is flexing them for the camera.
June 6, 2012 at 11:47 am
You made me gasp and blurt out .. “I KNOW” !!!
This guy was SO muscular! I kept telling my husband, this guy is NOT normal! His feet were huge too!
June 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Hope you left the lid of that jar slightly loose…..nothing worse than a frustrated squirrel who can’t figure out HOW to open a jar of peanut butter!
Pam
June 6, 2012 at 11:24 am
LOL! Oh dear!!!!
June 6, 2012 at 11:35 am
I’m surprised at you hiding behind a chair!! Just fortify yourself with chocolate and stand up to the little bugger. Show him who’s boss!! LOL
. Hilarious as usual Suzanne!
June 6, 2012 at 10:48 am
I have taken your words to heart…I don’t know WHAT was the matter with me!
I’m ready for him today….He is about to find out who’s boss.! (I’m going to have
chocolate cake, then I’ll be ready)
June 6, 2012 at 11:18 am
Delightful!
June 6, 2012 at 8:37 am
LOL! Thanks!
June 6, 2012 at 11:18 am
What a magnificent photo.. I don’t know how you get anything done where you live I would be sitting there with the camera in hand the whole time… maybe in a hide where the Ninja could not see me.. sounds a little agro… keep him fed might just be safer… peanut butter by the bed?.. not sure that will appease him..
June 6, 2012 at 8:34 am
It IS hard to get anything done…and I’m being VERY serious here….
June 6, 2012 at 11:19 am
I can imagine that as well, having just commented on your other blog…
June 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Oh noooooooo! Seems that you should get a store for peanutsss… Oh dear, I can’t imagine a squirrel in the home and like a cat… Do you know, I haven’t seen them while they are sleeping or lying on grass, etc. I wonder now… Thank you dear Suzanne, you are the angel of this world, Love, nia
June 6, 2012 at 8:32 am
LOL! Thank you nia, I don’t think THAT squirrel thought I was an angel! xoxo Suzanne
June 6, 2012 at 11:20 am
In Scotland the red sqirrel is under threat from the greys. The red squirrel is the native squirrel of Scotland but the greys were imported by the Victorians and spread a disease called squirrel pox which kills the red squirrels.
June 6, 2012 at 7:59 am
ewwwwwww…That’s really sad
Thanks for the info though,,,really, really interesting!
June 6, 2012 at 11:21 am
Hi,
I’m with you, those claws look really sharp, I wouldn’t like them anywhere near me. I have seen what animal claws can do and it is not pretty. Definitely keep the jar of peanut paste very handy.
June 6, 2012 at 7:12 am
At my side with the top off, ready to fling, if necessary!
June 6, 2012 at 11:22 am
Doesn’t look too tough to me to be a ninja, lol
Ian
June 6, 2012 at 6:08 am
I think he was a ninja “wanna-be”…heehee
June 6, 2012 at 11:23 am
LOL!!!
*hugs*
June 6, 2012 at 6:03 am
Yay! Made you laugh
June 6, 2012 at 11:23 am
June 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Sound you are having hard life isn’t it ? Ha ha ha
June 6, 2012 at 5:20 am
OH yes! SO hard
June 6, 2012 at 11:23 am
Funny!
June 6, 2012 at 5:08 am
Thanks!
June 6, 2012 at 11:23 am
You crack me up!
June 6, 2012 at 4:52 am
Hahahahahahaha! It’s what I live for
June 6, 2012 at 4:53 am
How funny!!!! I love that took a picture of the actual culprit!!!!
June 6, 2012 at 4:47 am
He didn’t run off! Definitely not worried about me taking his picture..Yikes!!
June 6, 2012 at 4:50 am
Not that’s a critter to be reckoned with!
June 6, 2012 at 4:37 am
Does he have attitude or what??
June 6, 2012 at 4:50 am
I conjured up the image of a ninja squirrel. I’m smiling!. Virginia
June 6, 2012 at 4:33 am
You should take a peek at the post again…I forgot to post a picture of the squirrel the first time…oops!
June 6, 2012 at 4:35 am