FLYING PEANUTS!!!

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I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW I WOULD FEEL IF MY FOOD STARTED FLYING AWAY!  DO YOU SEE THE PEANUTS JUST TO THE RIGHT OF MR. SQUIRREL?  THEY’RE ACTUALLY RISING UP INTO THE AIR!!!  LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO HOLD THE OTHER ONES DOWN!!  I’M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM…IF ALL OF THOSE  START RISING UP, HE’S GOING TO GET CARRIED AWAY ON A FLYING CARPET OF PEANUTS!!

FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW, IT MIGHT BE A PRETTY COOL THING…HE WOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY…HE WOULD BE MYTHICAL…HE COULD PROBABLY GET HIS OWN REALITY TV SHOW… BUT THEN, HIS MARRIAGE WOULD PROBABLY FALL APART AND HIS CHILDREN WOULD SPEND ALL OF THEIR TIME HANGING WITH THE WRONG CROWD AT CLUBS.   

RUN AWAY FROM THE PEANUTS LITTLE MAN!!  RUN AWAY!!  IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!!

 

 

NO STRESS HERE…

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YES …THIS IS THE ULTIMATE GOAL FOR OUR RELAXATION CLASS.

IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THIS KIND OF AN ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE, YOU ARE EXCUSED FROM ATTENDING CLASS.   JUST ONE QUESTION, WOULD YOU CONSIDER BEING AN INSTRUCTOR AND TEACHING US YOUR SECRETS?  WE DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY TO PAY YOU WITH, SO DON’T ASK.  IT WOULD JUST STRESS ME OUT.

THE GRUMPY DAY…

WATCH IT!

 

 

WELL…ONCE IN AWHILE YOU HAVE A DAY IN THE WOODS WHERE EVERYBODY IS ON EDGE…FLYING TOO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER…DIVE BOMBING AND USING INTIMIDATION TACTICS.

feathers

 

WHEN THIS KIND OF DAY STARTS TO UNFOLD YOU JUST HOPE THAT NOBODY GETS HURT AND THAT THINGS DON’T GO TOO FAR.

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LIKE THIS…THIS IS GOING TOO FAR.

LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE TIME TO TAKE A CHOCOLATE BREAK, SHAKE HANDS AND MAKE UP.

THE CONTENDER…

That one right over there (1 of 1)

 

YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO WIN THE SUNFLOWER SEED EATING CONTEST

IF YOU DON’T GET A SYSTEM WORKED OUT.

YOU NEED TO USE BOTH HANDS TO SHOVEL THEM IN, FORGET ABOUT TABLE

MANNERS, THERE’S NO TIME FOR THAT. 

NOW LET ME SEE MORE SEED CRUMBS FLYING, I’M ONLY COUNTING ABOUT TWENTY

TO THIRTY FLOATING IN THE AIR.

YOU CAN WIN THIS THING…I WOULDN’T BE COACHING YOU IF I DIDN’T THINK YOU

HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A CHAMPION.

WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?

ROCKY?…I LIKE IT, SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A MOVIE STAR.